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Sunday, March 6, 2011

English Muffins

There is nothing quite like a homemade English muffin.   And it can be relatively easy, not to mention inexpensive, if you have one of these babies.

This is about the only reason I am able to work full time, be a mom to a toddler, and still make almost all of our bread from scratch.  While a bread maker doesn't always provide the same texture as a fully handmade product, they do provide the same nutrition.  And the bulk of what we use our bread maker for is making doughs.  Pizza, cinnamon rolls, french bread, or in this case English muffins.  You name it.   The world (of bread) is your oyster.

This is a recipe I have adapted for my own purposes, namely being 100% whole wheat.  Feel free to add some cinnamon and raisins for a twist.  Although really, I think these are perfect as is.

So to start with, wet ingredients go in the pan (or as according to your bread maker manual).  In this case that includes skim milk, honey, eggs, and heart healthy margarine or plain old butter.  I just throw everything in and add the eggs directly in and break them with a fork in the pan.  I am all about minimal dish usage.
Next come the dry ingredients.  Again, according to my bread maker manual, this will include salt, whole wheat flour, followed by yeast sprinkled on top.  Which looks something like this.
And then set the dough cycle and let it do its thing.  That's it.  No kneading. Which gives you roughly an hour and a half of free time.  You could read the paper leisurely, take a nap, or, if your toddler is asleep, fall into an exhausted heap on the couch.  I'm not going to say which is the preferred usage of free time in this house.  

After the bread maker goes through the kneading, punching down and rising process here is what you are left with

Isn't it beautiful? And all from nothing more than dumping ingredients in a pan.  Here is where I declare bread makers the greatest invention ever. 

Next sprinkle your workspace with a little cornmeal and roll out the dough.  If you have one of those silicone mats I highly recommend using them for easier cleanup.  The dough should be rolled out to about a 1/2 inch thickness.  More or less depending on your preferences, but remember they will poof up during the second rise and cooking processes.  Cut into rounds.  You can see my fancy tool, a drinking cup.  Some people have specific cutters for this purpose and some are cheap and use whatever resembles a circle of vaguely the correct size.  You can guess which group I fall into.  Continue rolling and cutting as necessary until all the dough is cut into circles.
Now sprinkle some cornmeal on baking sheets, transfer rounds and let rise for about a half hour or so.  Make sure there is plenty of cornmeal, you don't want the rounds to stick while you are moving them to cook.  Doing so loses some of your "poof".  Also, if you have a drafty kitchen as I do, there are a few methods I've discovered to help the rise process.  For normal breads I microwave a cup of water for a minute or two, just to get it nice and steamy, put the bread in there and shut the door.  It provides a nice warm, humid environment for the yeast to do their thing and also prevents the bread from drying out.  Now while this method is great it doesn't work for something as large as a cookie sheet, unless your microwave oven is freakishly large.  For this I fill a mixing bowl with warm water, set the cookie sheet on top and cover with a towel.  For these English muffins I had two cookie sheets, so two separate bowls to raise. 

After 30 minutes or so they will be nice and puffy, not quite doubled in size.  At this time take your biggest skillet, I use a pancake pan, and heat it over a medium heat.  If you have a gas stove as I do I've found a medium low heat is really the way to go.  Set the rounds on the heated pan and let cook for about 5 minutes per side.


  This is what they will look like once flipped.  Golden deliciousness.  They will poof a bit more during the cooking process.
Continue in batches until all muffins are cooked.  While they are still warm I poke the sides all around with a fork to make them easier to cut.  Actually when you do that you can really just pull them apart and there's no need to slice at all.

And the final product
I think these would be great in eggs benedict.  And since they're whole wheat I'm pretty sure it cancels out the calories in the butter.  Just trust me on this, it's practically scientific fact.

Although, really, I find these are best enjoyed fresh, lightly toasted, and smothered with homemade apple butter or jelly.  Even better alongside a sippy cup and a friend.  For the 15 month old set anyway.
These freeze wonderfully.  I often make frozen breakfast sandwiches with them by baking egg substitute or real eggs in a pan, cutting into squares and putting on the English muffins.  Wrap each one and freeze.  You can also add cheese after you heat them up.  I tried freezing with cheese but by the time the sandwich is heated the cheese is melted in a pool at the bottom of the plate.


Recipe
- 4 Tablespoons margarine or butter
- 1.5 cups skim milk
- 2 eggs
-2 T honey
-1 t salt
-5 c whole wheat flour - more or less depending on consistency
cornmeal for dusting

Combine wet ingredients in bread pan.  Add salt, flour, and sprinkle yeast on top.  Set for dough cycle.  Once complete, dust workspace with cornmeal. Roll out into 1/2 inch thickness, cover and let rise for a half hour.  Cook in skillet on medium heat for about 5 minutes per side or until golden brown. 

Nutritional Information - per English muffin (makes about 24), approximately, calculated with calorie king
Calories - 120
Fat - 2.4 g
Carbs -  22.4 g
Protein -3.9 g
Fiber - 3.3 g

I cracked

I lasted 10 days and I totally cracked.  I'm a wuss, I know, I know.  But c'mon, no dairy? That's crazy talk.  No meat I can do all day long.  But no cheese? No milk? No yogurt? And really the most important food group.  No milk chocolate?  But all is not lost.  There are some important things that I've learned.

It IS possible to eat less meat.
There are really great protein substitutes out there.  Seitan is decent, and in a stir fry hardly detectable.  My favorite however, is tofu.  So many uses from sweet to savory.  I do make a good spinach artichoke dip with tofu and yogurt as opposed to loads of mayo and/or sour cream.  That is another blog post I suppose.  But there are other way to fill up your plate besides meat.  And really, meat shouldn't always be the main attraction anyway.

Eat more fruits and vegetables
This is sort of a no brainer but by eliminating or cutting back on meat that leaves more room on your plate for produce.  You know, all the stuff with antioxidants and vitamins and everything that serves functions from cancer prevention to basic biochemical maintenance.  Oh and generally it is cheaper than meat.

Vegans are crazy and/or deprived and/or extremely dedicated
I love cheese and chocolate.  Not fake carob wannabe chocolate but real, preferably milk, chocolate.  I'm not knocking vegans, they have my total respect and admiration.  And sympathy.




So what's next?  Just good old healthy(ier) cooking and with real foods. Stay tuned.













Friday, February 18, 2011

Day 5 and 6 or Milky Tacos?

Day 5 and 6 passed in a flurry of work and baby related activity.  Alas I was not too much in the blogging and accountability mode.  While I technically remained mostly vegan, (except for one unfortunate taco seasoning misunderstanding - more later), dark chocolate is not healthy just because it's dairy free.   But, sometimes, you just need some chocolate and a glass of wine.   Wednesday was one of those nights.  Unfortunately, so was Thursday.

Day 5  Food

Breakfast
Leftover pancakes
Coffee w/ soy creamer

Snack
Peach
Dried fruit and nut mix

Lunch
Leftover Bulgur fried rice

Snack
Leftover smoothie

Dinner
Spinach salad w/ tomatoes, peppers, mushrooms, onions and balsamic vinaigrette
Tortilla chips w/ guacamole

Baby's finally asleep snack
Dark chocolate
Red wine

Day 6 Food

Breakfast
Steel cut oats w/ brown sugar, raisins, apple, almond milk
Coffee w/ soy creamer

Snack
Dried fruit and nut mix

Lunch
Leftover bulgur fried rice

Snack
Tortilla chips and dark chocolate, I'm not proud

Dinner
Burrito with tofu and taco seasoning*, rice, veggies

*Who would think there is whey in taco seasoning? We certainly didn't until we decided to double check the label after dinner was ready.  Seriously, why is there milk protein in taco seasoning? Of course, why is there no dairy in the chocolate sandwich cookies that shall remain nameless? Where's the justice?

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Day 4 or Hail Seitan!

Feeling pretty good today.  I've had a decent amount of energy, enough to get a half hour on the treadmill even, and I'm proud to say I had my first filling meal in 4 days! All due to seitan.  It's a wheat protein that's cooked and is supposed to be a meat substitute.  It's got a good amount of protein, around 20 grams per serving or so.  That is the only way it will ever be a meat substitute.  It certainly doesn't taste like, or is even reminiscent of, meat.  But thrown in a stir fry where you are adding sauces or seasonings anyway it's not bad.  The particular kind I had tonight was "chicken" style.  I'm still trying to figure out what that means.  I guess everything tastes like chicken.  Including wheat protein.


Food


Breakfast
Leftover whole wheat pancakes w/ blueberries
Coffee w/ soy creamer

Snack
Apple
Dried fruit and nut mix


Lunch
Leftover bean PATTY!
Leftover sweet potato fries


Snack
Leftover cherry and banana smoothie


Supper



Bulgur fried "rice".  This is an assortment of sauteed veggies and seitan with bulgur.  I highly recommend subbing your rice for bulgur.  It's not that much of a taste difference and it packs a more powerful nutritional punch.  We also love Bragg's Liquid Amino Acids instead of soy sauce.  There's less salt and a little milder flavor.  I actually prefer it to soy sauce.  A very satisfying meal all in all.  Did I mention that the husband made this (albeit his had the addition of steak and egg)? God bless him for putting up with my crunchiness.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Day 3 or And Then There Were Cupcakes...(and they were good!)

Today I am thankful for copious amounts of leftovers and coworkers so annoying I forget that my stomach, in a fit of desperation for REAL FOOD, has now eaten my liver.   Due to the cooking done this weekend all I had to do was grab some tupperware and go.  No effort required.  After work I was able to come home, do a little Zumba and spend quality(?) time with an angry, screaming, teething 14 month old.   Better that than an angry, teething 14 month old screaming while I'm trying to figure out just what in the world I can actually eat for dinner.

Food

Breakfast
Leftover whole wheat pancakes w/ blueberries
Fresh pineapple
Coffee with soy creamer

Snack
Apple
Dried fruit and nut mix

Lunch
Leftover Bean PATTY (yes, burger wannabe, I'm still holding it against you)
Leftover Sweet potato fries
Smoothie w/ cherries and bananas

Snack
Tortilla chips
Pico de gallo

Dinner
Leftover whole wheat veggie pizza

DESSERT!















I think the Shrek cupcake wrapper gives it street cred.

This is a whole wheat chocolate chip cupcake adapted from this recipe with the following exceptions: I used almond milk instead of soy or rice, used whole wheat flour instead of (hiss!) white flour, added about 1 cup of dairy free dark chocolate chips to the batter, and no frosting.  Here's why.  I'm not really down with the whole soy "you won't miss the butter!" frosting.   Plus I don't see how the texture would be even remotely similar.  Why not make the cupcake more chocolaty so you don't even need the "frosting"?  Success!  They were great.  The husband even took more than his obligatory first cupcake.  You see I have this whole theory on cooking shows and the mandatory taste test.  If they go back for a second bite then you know it was truly a good dish.  If not, despite what they might have actually said, they're probably spitting it back out as soon as the camera cuts away.  Taking seconds is always the truest indicator of a successful recipe.  It's practically as scientific as the law of gravity.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Day 2 or A Bean Does Not a Burger Make

Today went much smoother than yesterday.  I wasn't overwhelmingly hungry and I had access to a stocked fridge full of fruits and vegetables.   I felt better today than yesterday as well with more energy, although some of that might be attributed to 40 minutes of Zumba.  For dinner I decided to experiment making my own black bean burgers.  And while they were delicious in their own right, they are not a burger nor do they taste like a burger.  Any vegetarian that tells you so is probably delirious with severe protein deprivation.  But if you take them for what they are they can be a great meal.  Just don't expect them to replace that hunk of beefy goodness. 

Food

Breakfast
Homemade whole wheat pancakes w/ blueberries
Coffee w/ soy creamer
Slice fresh pineapple

Snack
Apple w/ 1 T natural peanut butter

Lunch
Spinach salad w/ avocado, mushrooms and tomato
A splash of balsamic vinaigrette
Slice homemade whole wheat bread

Snack
Tortilla chips
Pico de gallo

Supper
Bean patty (the term burger has been revoked)
Tomato
Baked sweet potato fries















I even had enough energy to experiment and make a vegan friendly dessert for tomorrow.  Being Valentine's Day and all I didn't feel like my guys should have to suffer.  Although the husband may argue that consuming the dessert might still entail suffering, the son won't.  Only because he can't talk.  It still counts.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Day 1 or I AM SO HUNGRY!

We took a trip to the grocery store I will refer to as that weird hippie place that smells like patchouli.  The husband picked me up a vegan cookie while my back was turned and in a fit of desperate hunger I tried it.  Not bad at all, but definitely something that I could make myself.  The boy even happily gobbled some down, although if you could see what he puts in his mouth this is not necessarily a shinning endorsement for its flavor.  I did also pick up some seitan because it's clear that I will need to make an effort to make sure I'm getting enough protein.  And this was only before I learned that I could also make this myself.  Experimenting will be done.  I just might have to bring home some lab goggles for this kind of work.

But the meat (ha!) of this post is FOOD.

Breakfast
1 cup steel cut oats with
1 T brown sugar (I know, I know!)
1 apple
dash cinnamon
coffee w/ 1 T soy creamer

Snack
A serving of smoothie containing banana, cherries and almond milk
Part of a vegan cookie

Lunch
Qdoba vegetarian burrito with black beans, rice, guacamole salsa verde and no dairy obviously
*I double checked allergen ingredients before we ordered, I swear it's vegan!

Supper
I don't think I even have words for this.  It require full graphic detail.

Homemade whole wheat pizza crust brushed with olive oil and garlic, adorned with tomato sauce, onions, green pepper, mushroom and fresh tomatoes.  The best part? This is a great example of a meal that can be vegetarian and meat eater friendly for the whole family.  I made two pizzas, mine got the bulk of the veggies, and theirs got the addition of some pepperoni and cheese.  Everyone is happy.

I think the main hunger problem was poor planning on my part.  I foolishly was out and about grocery shopping without packing a proper snack.  That's silly for even an omnivore.  And I'm sure that like any style of eating it will be an adjustment.  I will say that the headache I get sometimes and have been battling the past few days is gone.  Also I definitely don't have that heavy, ate too much, going to sit on the couch and slip into a coma feeling.  I, however, will not make any wagers over if my dreams tonight are filled with dancing chicken breasts and milk chocolate.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Grocery shopping - the frugal vegan way!

I must admit, grocery shopping proved not to be as overwhelming as I had imagined.  For the most part I am already familiar with most of the ingredients.  As a household we already eat tofu, quinoa, beans and similar items.   And, perhaps most surprisingly, my final grocery bill total was a little less than it usually is for roughly the same amount of groceries.  I think that can be attributed to buying lots of dried beans, rice, produce and very little processed foods  The label "vegan" does not necessarily equate to healthy.  Just because some meat substitutes may be technically vegan doesn't automatically make them a superior health food.  If I'm eating soy or beans, just be upfront instead of throwing in some caramel coloring and preservatives and trying to tell me it's just like meat.  Why do we as American consumers let the food companies do this to us?  Turn over your food packages and take a good look.  For example, those delicious little chocolate sandwiches with the creme filling? Dairy free.  Check it out for yourself.  But then while you're there take a walk down the chip aisle and check out the chips that contain dairy.  What kind of world am I raising my son in that a cookie with creme filling has no dairy but a bag of chips do?


Anyway, our fridge is stocked full of fruits and veggies.  Our pantry is overflowing with rice, bulgar, barley, dried beans and lentils, some canned vegetables and everything else imaginable.   I have whole wheat flour ready and waiting and a bucket of wheat at the ready for grinding.  I imagine beautiful whole wheat pizza topped with tomato sauce, peppers, onions and mushrooms.  Or delicious black bean burgers accompanied by a side of baked sweet potato fries.  And, if I'm really lucky, freshly made guacamole resting next to a modest serving of (dairy free?) tortilla chips.  A girl can dream.